Monday, March 16, 2009
The taste of the coffee as it rolls down my throat is so rich and bold, perfectly complemented with the reheated subway sub I decided to have for breakfast. This, I feel, is the perfect backdrop for my first blog post ever; a blog post that almost noone will read. But just in case you stumble this, or you know me and I make you read this, I might as well take it seriously. The purpose of this blog for me is the mere enjoyment I recieve when considering the fact that people I've never laid eyes upon could be reading my writing. The purposes of this blog for you, the reader, could be endless: To learn more about me, the life I live and my reactions to troubles of everyday life or it could simply be to make fun of me and my retarded quirks. Either way, sir/maam, I am at your service and I hope that this path we take together is long and entertaining. Whatever the case, I vow to give you nothing but the sour truth. And so ends the post that you shall never read.
Posted by Lemon at 1:00 PM