The Post That Noone Will Ever Read

The taste of the coffee as it rolls down my throat is so rich and bold, perfectly complemented with the reheated subway sub I decided to have for breakfast.  This, I feel, is the perfect backdrop for my first blog post ever; a blog post that almost noone will read.  But just in case you stumble this, or  you know me and I make you read this, I might as well take it seriously.  The purpose of this blog for me is the mere enjoyment I recieve when considering the fact that people I've never laid eyes upon could be reading my writing.  The purposes of this blog for you, the reader, could be endless:  To learn more about me, the life I live and my reactions to troubles of everyday life or it could simply be to make fun of me and my retarded quirks.  Either way, sir/maam, I am at your service and I hope that this path we take together is long and entertaining.  Whatever the case, I vow to give you nothing but the sour truth.  And so ends the post that you shall never read.